Nice to see you too, dog.
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I am no longer afraid to die.
I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation.
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im blowing up a rubber chicken
why the heck hasn’t anyone said i’m blowing a cock yet
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this is the best thing I’ve seen in weeks :’D
(Source: awesomeastrogirl, via e-stars)
there are children on this site
I came
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I swear this car spends more time in the UK than the US.
ugh. its so beautiful
(Source: thomasmein, via srbm)
told some co workers that im quitting bc i need a higher paying job
and as i leave, i start my car and they say “WTF DO YOU NEED MONEY FOR WITH THAT CAR?!”
LOLOL
I kinda wanted to go to Australia until I saw the kangaroo problems they had..
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